Junior at Truman State University. Brother of Alpha Kappa Lambda. Captain of Truman State Mock Trial. Eagle Scout.
I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner